paranormal-actiddies:

owlmylove:

owlmylove:

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of posting this

OP died and respawned before they posted this

michaelblume:

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

healingsuggestions:

You are bigger than what is making you sad.

qvotable:

“I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.”

— Atticus

qvotable:

“We all grew up and did the things we said we’d never do.”

— Unknown

doubletrouble7997:

nickelodeonhistory:

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

mrozna:
“ biff-donderglutes:
“ ???????????????
”
Girl pizzas have arms
”

mrozna:

biff-donderglutes:

???????????????

Girl pizzas have arms

adrenaline:
“ by Jenni Konrad
”
69shadesofgray:
“me as a wife
”

69shadesofgray:

me as a wife